May 2013
e-zekiel:
okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and another
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu...
romangodfrey:
keep your friends close, but your enemies closer
like really, very close
intimately close
so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck
and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation?
turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall.
make out with...
pizza:
isis-:
casinmyassbutt:
ask-lemon-tarts:
Ever have pizza so good you just
Do we just wait for tumblr user pizza to show up now?
im honestly surprised she hasnt already
i have arrived
hashtagshittedonem:
If you want more information about Vicky and why Timmy ran away meet me at the following address in 30 minutes.
Signed, Deep Toot
14th2:
aiclan:
afrogay:
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
if
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
